DEAR BLOGGERS

I want to read your blog, but you make it hard.

It's hard to sneak blog-stalking in at work when the speakers spontaneously blast "your song" two seconds after your page opens up.

I have a heart attack every time.  

To avoid said heart attack, I have to race, mouse poised to strike for the pause button when your page loads.

And it takes about half an hour to find the dang gadget from the depths of hell at the bottom of your last post.

And it clashes terribly with my Pandora playlist that's already playing while I browse the web at home.

I want to read your blog, but I don't want to listen to your music. 

If, in the off-chance, I DO want to play your music,
let me push the play button.

PLEASE.